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Im not a little piggy, and I don't go sproink. Any rumours you have heard pertaining to this are lies by the Cuban government. Castro's ghost haunts me. Sproink

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LET ME TELL YOU. THERE ISN'T ANY. I have not, in all this time, made a single piece that I am even remotely pleased with.


I have been trying, yes. Struggling at length with this creative slump trying to make a series of noises that appeals to me, and I have just been utterly unable to do so.


No, noone has contacted me or asked me, so I understand that there aren't many of you who are even wondering. But just incase, I am informing you now. I haven't stopped, and I haven't given up. I'm just very hard on myself and my works because the thought of bringing the public anything other than my best feels so unthinkably insulting I cannot bear it.


My works might not be very good but they go through my most relentless scrutiny that what you hear is the best I have to offer at the time.

Even if I produce nothing for years this will continue to be the case. I will only bring you good people my best efforts, and so that is why you have heard nothing form me. My best has simply not been up to par.

Recent Game Medals

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen. Medal Stats.
Taking It Easy 25 Points Discover 5 passive reactions. Medal Stats.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens. Medal Stats.
Bad Behavior 25 Points Discover 5 aggressive reactions. Medal Stats.
Getting To Know You 25 Points Fully research 1 specimen. Medal Stats.
That's No Gimmick 5 Points Use 1 appropriate item. Medal Stats.
I Make Things Happen 10 Points Do a total of 50 actions. Medal Stats.
Default Of The Dead 5 Points Discover 5 neutral reactions. Medal Stats.
Doodle Demi-God 10 Points Unlock half the category groups. Medal Stats.
Hardcore skillz 25 Points Beat level 18 Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 8 different games.)

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Bandlands Partytime Video Game Song
Spess Marin Ver 1 Preview Video Game Song
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